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Original: 11/24/2009 4:25 PM
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009

AAMOF IDK WTF You Are Saying...

 

There's this guy at work whose emails are peppered with all this IM/Texting jargon that I have no clue about.  It's so annoying because I have to either ask someone or look up on google what the heck something like "FWIW" means (for what it's worth).  I mean, it may be easier for the writer, but if you take it too far, the reader has to take time to decipher what the heck they're saying... somewhat passive aggressive, I think.

So here's my ROT (rule of thumb).  If 95% of the people out there would know what it would mean, and it has become a part of the common lexicon, by all means use it (e.g. ASAP, FYI, ETC...), but if it's something that looks lazy (e.g. u, ppl...) or is just bad grammar (e.g. ur, u2) or just too obscure (e.g. AAMOF, AFAIK, AMFIGTD...), then just leave it out.  (BTW, if you're looking for AMFIGTD anywhere you won't find it... I made it up.)

Maybe I'm making a big deal out of nothing?  Maybe I'm just being a cranky old man who needs to get with the times?  You just wait... someday our emails are going to look like this:

IDK, IMHO I'm all for KISS, but WTF?  BION, there R PPL who don't know (W/O looking up an acronym FAQ) what these letters are AKA.  AAMOF, sometimes it's so FUBAR that U have to take a SWAG JIC U or your SO or BFF R not up on MB/IM lingo.  FYI, some PPL like to talk in RL FTF where WYSIWYG.  AFAIK, the reason Y UR writing is B/C U want to communicate ASAP and not 2 B a PITA... CMIIW.  BTAIM, B4 you just tell me to MYOB, look at it W/ the other's POV and correct your MSG SNAFU, K?  It's what NKOTB would do.

HTH, TY & TTYL

BTW... FWIW, I'm mostly J/K.  lawl.

You just watch...

How many of you were able to decipher the above without having to look any of the "words" up?

FYI, I'm going to put the translation in the comments section later

 Posted 11/24/2009 4:25 PM - 397 Views - 18 eProps - 9 comments

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I don't have too much of a problem with the abbreviations. People who use them tend to be people without much of anything to say that I care to hear (or read).When I encounter them on a web site, I block that site and do not go back to it. I won't have a cell phone so I do not see the abbreviations there, either.
Posted 11/24/2009 5:10 PM by cafengocmy - recommend - reply

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If you're a cranky old man, then I'm a cranky old woman. I took an English class last year where we reviewed each other's papers before handing them in to the professor. I had to push my eyeballs back in when I saw how many of my classmates used IM/text-speak. This was a paper they were going to present to a very demanding professor! I honestly don't know how any of them managed to graduate from high school.
Posted 11/24/2009 5:12 PM by planetedie - recommend - reply

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I have a headache...no idea what that said...

Although, I'm guilty of using 'wtf', 'wth', 'lol'...only in text messages and IM, though...maybe xanga...not sure...haha
Posted 11/24/2009 5:21 PM by tranquilnights - recommend - reply

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planetedie... wow... that's insane... it's already starting...


Translation of the above:



I don't know... in my humble opinion, I'm all for keeping it simple, but what the freak?  Believe it or not, there are people who don't know (without looking up an acronym Frequently Asked Questions) what these letters are also known as.  As a matter of fact, sometimes it's so fouled up beyond all recognition that you have to take a stupid wild arse guess just in case you or your significant other or "best friend forever" are not up on message board / instant message lingo.  For your information, some people like to talk in real life, face to face where what you see is what you get.  As far as I know, the reason why you're writing is because you want to communicate as soon as possible and not to be a pain in the arse... correct me if I'm wrong.  Be that as it may, before you just tell me to "mind your own business," look at it with the other's point of view and correct your message SNAFU (situation normal, all fouled up), okay?  It's what New Kids on the Block would do.


Hope this helps, thank you & talk to you later.


By the way... for what it's worth, I'm mostly just kidding.  lawl (lol: laughing out loud).


And really, I just wrote this to poke fun at how writing is deteriorating with no one offering any resistance...

Posted 11/24/2009 5:53 PM by Nathon - recommend - reply

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What are you talking about? Everyone knows that "AMFIGTD" means "A Midget's Fridge Ingested Green Tomato Dye". Really...it does.

But yeah, I didn't know what most of them meant, I figured one or two out, I prefer just reading them as an actual word, randomly capitalized. "...it's so FUBAR that U have to take a SWAG..."
Posted 11/24/2009 11:10 PM by The44thHour Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - recommend - reply

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L4wLz0rZ!!!!! 1337 h4x0rZ to d4 m4x0rZ!!!
Posted 11/24/2009 11:17 PM by samuelock - recommend - reply

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Hahaha! Could not agree with you more. Great entry!
Posted 11/25/2009 9:14 PM by DownWithChiTown - recommend - reply

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I used to IM all the time...I had a buddy who started writing with numbers like 43770 for Hello.  What I didn't understand was that there were 10 numbers but more than double the letters. 



Posted 12/2/2009 1:53 AM by Laniecho Xanga Lifetime Member - recommend - reply

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all that stuff is useless kinda
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